Friday 29 November 2013 11.11 GMT
The Sun on Sunday lied about me last week. Have they learned nothing?
"Not a big deal in the scheme of things, but it's still the same fecund bone-yard of gossip, poison and lies.
Rupert Murdoch with the first issue of the Sun on Sunday.
The Sun on Sunday, which is of course the News of the World with a different hat on, lied about me last week.
In the general scheme of things, the crumbling economy, the savaged environment, the treacherous, inept, deceitful politicians that govern us, the corrupt corporations that exploit us, it might not seem like a big deal. That's because it isn't to anyone, except me or my girlfriend. The pain, disruption and distress, that the Sun inflicted by falsely claiming that I cheated on my girlfriend, in the context of such awesome corruption, is a pale liver-spot on the back of Murdoch's glabrous claw. Still though, it's a tiny part of the demon's dermatology and as such, connected to all the other pestilence. Here's how."