Thank you, Nathan. They, really are, THAT easy ;)
No idea, what a Paedophile, is.
No idea, what Rehabilitation, means.
No idea, how a Modern prison, operates.
No idea, what a Regulated Position, is.
No idea, what Common Assault, is.
No idea, of much, of worth ... which is why, these two, unemployed, reprobate, cowards, are doing this, on a weekday morning; nothing better to do.
Microexpressions, hahaha. Amateur, armchair, criminologists; I once looked at a website. Classic.
Good luck Nathan, whatever the outcome, you will always have proven, yourself, to be a better person, in a difficult situation, than these, two, fantasist, aggressive, violent, obnoxious, lying, snidey, loser, thugs.
Your life, will improve, whatever the outcome; theirs never will, they are weak.
Catch you, on the flip-side; all things pass :)
p.s. 'Gordon', regarding 'manhandling'; time to learn, the difference, between a Section 24a and a Section 39; if you can.